My Sexuality

Some people are literary geniuses.  Others can compose classic symphonies without even the ability to hear. Some are born leaders, who take on the hardest jobs in government that most people think they can do better, but in reality wouldn’t come close.  Few have the athleticism to compete in the Olympics, much less win fourteen gold medals.  I am none of those things, nor do I have any of those talents.  But I do have a special purpose (and not like the kind Navin Johnson has).

Sex is a always a topic that I have never really been shy about, probably because I am comfortable enough in my sexuality to not be ashamed to seek further liberation. Not even in the horny, want to fuck all the time sense.  I think of it as a science, and I am a scientist.  Coupled with my perceptiveness and keen observation skills, my mind likes to form theories about people and events happening around me.


 For some reason. A reason I know, but don't care to mention, sex has been on my mind A LOT MORE. So let's explore it shall we? 

For no other reason besides sex on the brain, I decided to take one of those quizzes and my results were somewhat shocking yet I laughed immediately. This is what I got.

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

You’re a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It’s therefore highly likely that you’re attractive, and you’re certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.

You don’t get attached too easily, and, to wit, you’re not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That’s a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you’re open to anything, you’re keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won’t be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don’t need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can’t think of anything about you we’d change. Keep on fucking, partner.

If you would like to take the quiz yourself you can here.

Of course it was just an online quiz which holds as much weight as my monthly horoscope. But it did sting a little, because it’s almost word for word how someone else had described me recently. Even though much of what was said is true (with some glaring discrepancies), it shocked me to read the results of a quiz that wasn’t even solely based on sex. I’d like to think I’m not quite as coldhearted as it sounds, and certainly not as emotionally detached, but im sure an  ex or 2 would tell you otherwise. Hell maybe not even an ex.


The purpose of this blog? I have sex on my mind so much that it needs to be dedicated to a blog in its own, even though it is real shit, the original purpose of 'the realest shit ill ever say" has a much deeper meaning.Though don't get me wrong, sex can be deep (no pun intended) but fun is a much better word. So here it is. TheeLadyApathy.wordpress.com